Panlegdum is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless beaver.

Panlegdum created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panlegdum, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Panlegdum, she will jump up and down on your head.

Panlegdum's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Panlegdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.