Dubgomlam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent rat.

Dubgomlam created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgomlam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dubgomlam, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dubgomlam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dubgomlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Dubgomlam on top of important buildings.