Zenbasstin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous faun.

Zenbasstin created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenbasstin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zenbasstin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zenbasstin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zenbasstin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.