Vilbigzag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful centaur.

Vilbigzag created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vilbigzag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vilbigzag, he will be very unhappy.

Vilbigzag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vilbigzag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilbigzag.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Always help sick goats.