Geplipxen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless fox.

Geplipxen created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Geplipxen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Geplipxen, it will turn you into a slug.

Geplipxen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Geplipxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Geplipxen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.