Cengovyarpzod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tiresome chicken.

Cengovyarpzod created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cengovyarpzod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cengovyarpzod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cengovyarpzod's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cengovyarpzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to tortoises while wearing magenta jumpers.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cengovyarpzod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.