Dotlan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic jellyfish.

Dotlan created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotlan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dotlan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dotlan's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dotlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.