Yikpomdub is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish pigeon.

Yikpomdub created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikpomdub, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yikpomdub, it will laugh at you.

Yikpomdub's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yikpomdub's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yikpomdub.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not stand on grass.