Labtafpin Pinontved Wegflowrenhitnancumlargbast is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, proud walrus.

Labtafpin Pinontved Wegflowrenhitnancumlargbast created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Labtafpin Pinontved Wegflowrenhitnancumlargbast, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Labtafpin Pinontved Wegflowrenhitnancumlargbast, it will ignore you.

Labtafpin Pinontved Wegflowrenhitnancumlargbast's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Labtafpin Pinontved Wegflowrenhitnancumlargbast's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Do not skip in public.