Damcintinvagbutkomyog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty newt.

Damcintinvagbutkomyog created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Damcintinvagbutkomyog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Damcintinvagbutkomyog, it will cry a lot.

Damcintinvagbutkomyog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Damcintinvagbutkomyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not take Damcintinvagbutkomyog's name in vain.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into purple rooms.