Febrillgidwig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humane mongoose.

Febrillgidwig created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febrillgidwig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Febrillgidwig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Febrillgidwig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Febrillgidwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.

3. Put Febrillgidwig first in all things.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Do not hurt pigs.