Tailbinyak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Tailbinyak created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailbinyak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tailbinyak, it will make you grow a tail.

Tailbinyak's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tailbinyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Tailbinyak on top of important buildings.

3. Always obey Tailbinyak's priests.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.