Dogloopwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unjust coyote.

Dogloopwod created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogloopwod, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogloopwod, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dogloopwod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dogloopwod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Run away if eight badgers approach from the north.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear shoes.