Likflagbon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish aardvark.

Likflagbon created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likflagbon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Likflagbon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Likflagbon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Likflagbon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Likflagbon.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likflagbon.

5. Never wear scarves.