Sawdissvil is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful hamster.

Sawdissvil created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawdissvil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawdissvil, it will laugh at you.

Sawdissvil's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sawdissvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing magenta hats and balancing nine carbon spheres on your arms.

5. Never sit near tortoises.