Ranwottanstiplipnul is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent octopus.

Ranwottanstiplipnul created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranwottanstiplipnul, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ranwottanstiplipnul, it will turn you into a snail.

Ranwottanstiplipnul's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ranwottanstiplipnul's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.