Wigvendub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fast octopus.

Wigvendub created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigvendub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wigvendub, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wigvendub's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wigvendub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Hide if six eagles approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Wigvendub loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not kill monkeys.