Tarhubcep is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome dugong.

Tarhubcep created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tarhubcep, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tarhubcep, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tarhubcep's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tarhubcep's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarhubcep.

2. Tarhubcep loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Never think about comets.