Arnarnbog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tiresome hamster.

Arnarnbog created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Arnarnbog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arnarnbog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Arnarnbog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Arnarnbog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Hide from cyan capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Arnarnbog on top of all buildings.