Bogbotlad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, compassionate fly.

Bogbotlad created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbotlad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogbotlad, she will turn you into a snail.

Bogbotlad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bogbotlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never go into violet rooms.