Milfitdog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured chicken.

Milfitdog created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milfitdog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Milfitdog, she will turn you into a mole.

Milfitdog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Milfitdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Milfitdog's priests.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your arms red.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.