Cidparksat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful wyvern.

Cidparksat created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidparksat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cidparksat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cidparksat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cidparksat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Never laugh near tortoises.

5. Never hurt nematodes.