Nakvegyam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent crab.

Nakvegyam created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakvegyam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nakvegyam, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nakvegyam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nakvegyam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.