Tarviddag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing goose.

Tarviddag created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarviddag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tarviddag, it will laugh at you.

Tarviddag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tarviddag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tarviddag's name in vain.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.