Migfuntik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced lobster.

Migfuntik created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migfuntik, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Migfuntik, she will turn you into a hamster.

Migfuntik's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Migfuntik's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.