Zimnannig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, passionate crow.

Zimnannig created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimnannig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimnannig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zimnannig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zimnannig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not eat turnips.