Bumlegmut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless camel.

Bumlegmut created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumlegmut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bumlegmut, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bumlegmut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bumlegmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.