Motkapgig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humane hummingbird.

Motkapgig created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motkapgig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Motkapgig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Motkapgig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Motkapgig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Motkapgig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.