Cissligmid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witless penguin.

Cissligmid created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cissligmid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cissligmid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cissligmid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cissligmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms gray.

2. Retreat if three moths approach from the east.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.