Hitlindoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective faun.

Hitlindoss created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitlindoss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitlindoss, it will turn you into a slug.

Hitlindoss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hitlindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn shirts.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.