Paspidquart Yarpsisbell is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless grasshopper.

Paspidquart Yarpsisbell created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Paspidquart Yarpsisbell, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Paspidquart Yarpsisbell, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Paspidquart Yarpsisbell's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Paspidquart Yarpsisbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.