Cempanquart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing goat.

Cempanquart created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cempanquart, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cempanquart, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cempanquart's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cempanquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your back indigo.

5. Do not jump in public.