Wantab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, loving sheep.

Wantab created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wantab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wantab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wantab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wantab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide if five manatees approach from the west.

5. Never talk about amino acids.