Arnkadstanbomstafjip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fast raccoon.

Arnkadstanbomstafjip created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnkadstanbomstafjip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arnkadstanbomstafjip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Arnkadstanbomstafjip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Arnkadstanbomstafjip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnkadstanbomstafjip.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think about planets.