Sinsisgemvognar is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, weak parrot.

Sinsisgemvognar created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinsisgemvognar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sinsisgemvognar, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sinsisgemvognar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sinsisgemvognar's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Run away from gray goats, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.