Komgamlig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, competent salamander.

Komgamlig created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Komgamlig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Komgamlig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Komgamlig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Komgamlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never feed figs to swans while wearing black coats.

4. Never laugh near snakes.

5. Komgamlig loves dogs, so they must be honoured.