Libtimren is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish
meerkat.
Libtimren created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Libtimren, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Libtimren, he will laugh at you.
Libtimren's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Libtimren's Holy Commandments1. Never wear cyan shorts.
2. Libtimren loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Libtimren on top of all buildings.