Mabbapdot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing skunk.

Mabbapdot created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbapdot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabbapdot, it will turn you into a mole.

Mabbapdot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mabbapdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Do not take Mabbapdot's name in vain.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. You must love Mabbapdot.

5. Never hurt foxes.