Citbitstik is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying fairy.

Citbitstik created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Citbitstik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Citbitstik, he will turn you into a dog.

Citbitstik's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Citbitstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of great tits.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not chop down trees.