Wapcemrull is a god.

He takes the form of a large, astonishing cow.

Wapcemrull created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapcemrull, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wapcemrull, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wapcemrull's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wapcemrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Wapcemrull on top of important buildings.