Omtbotbast is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable deer.

Omtbotbast created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtbotbast, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Omtbotbast, he will destroy your favourite star.

Omtbotbast's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Omtbotbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.