Flamfarnwee is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent rhinoceros.

Flamfarnwee created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamfarnwee, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flamfarnwee, she will turn you into a rat.

Flamfarnwee's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flamfarnwee's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flamfarnwee four times a day.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.