Migcabstik is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless hummingbird.

Migcabstik created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcabstik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Migcabstik, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Migcabstik's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Migcabstik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Migcabstik loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. You must love Migcabstik.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.