Bugdapfar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent rat.

Bugdapfar created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Bugdapfar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bugdapfar, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bugdapfar's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bugdapfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near aardvarks while wearing black corsets and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Do not take Bugdapfar's name in vain.