Jiparmpangflyjamxemwiksag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful wasp.

Jiparmpangflyjamxemwiksag created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiparmpangflyjamxemwiksag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jiparmpangflyjamxemwiksag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jiparmpangflyjamxemwiksag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Jiparmpangflyjamxemwiksag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near snails while wearing magenta trousers and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.