Timgovig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish clam.

Timgovig created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timgovig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Timgovig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Timgovig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Timgovig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.