Jiggunlib is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient
manatee.
Jiggunlib created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jiggunlib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Jiggunlib, it will turn you into a hamster.
Jiggunlib's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Jiggunlib's Holy Commandments1. Jiggunlib must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.
4. You must never eat gooseberries.
5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.