Flaptalvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, wise wombat.

Flaptalvol created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Flaptalvol, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flaptalvol, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flaptalvol's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flaptalvol's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must love Flaptalvol.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.