Godvancap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid wolf.

Godvancap created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Godvancap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Godvancap, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Godvancap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Godvancap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Godvancap on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help goats.

5. Always obey Godvancap's priests.