Venkipvog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, calm camel.

Venkipvog created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Venkipvog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Venkipvog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Venkipvog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Venkipvog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Venkipvog on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Always pray immersed in water.